Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
He’s afraid of the mouse!
Which are the stronger days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
It was a fish tank.
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."